THE MOST GREATEST EUROPEAN CHAMPION
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 245lbs
FROM: Blackpool,England
FINISHER: The Regal streach (STF)
CARRER HIGHLIGHTS: European Champion (2)
WWF Commissioner

FINNALY,THERE IS SOMEONE TO KEEP ORDER IN THE WWF.THAT'S RIGHT,THE REAL MANS MAN!LONG LIVE REGAL

I THINK WILLIAM LIKES YOU,A BIT TO MUCH BY THE LOOKS OF IT.

WAIT... I THINK IM CONSTIPATED

WELL I'M SORRY ALL OF YOU AMERICAN BUFFONS,BUT I AM BETTER THAN YOU AND ALWAYS WILL BE.HA HA!

SORRY!BIT WORN OUT AFTER SHAGGING TRISH! WERN'T HALF JOLLY GOOD

ROCKS NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO THE PEOPLES EYEBROW.LOOK!

HA! DON'T MESS WITH THE GOOD WILL AMBASSADOR OR WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PUNCH UP IN THE ALLEY.

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY? I KNOW,I WILL DO BOTH!

I KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN ME BUT MR MCMAHON AND I ARE PLANNING OUR FUTURE OF ME BEING WWF CHAMPION.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUST BREAK WIND.AAAHHHH,MUCH BETTER.I SAY YOUNG LAD BEHIND ME,IT SEEMS YOU CAN SMELL WHAT I JUST COOKED!

AND THE WINNER WHO CAN PULL THE BIGGEST FISH FACE IS.....

See!Proof that the Americans can't handle the pain the English give them!

These photos are what i like!this is my kind of picture.

Don't worry,i will gain my eye sight back in an hour or so.

GOOD GOD!It looks like his had is going to explode.I am not cleaning it up if it does.

AH!This is when i won the European championship for the first time. (Didn't i give him a good hiding).

This is not what you think it is.I don't give THAT much pain when im shagging!

Hello to ALL 9 of my fans who are supporting me in this arena filled with thousands of people.

Oh my good hes here.Its the english bad ass!!!

Give me a high five my "homey".

Are you looking at me?I said are YOU,YES YOU looking at me???

Don't you dare besmerch me again young man.

You see this hand?This hand will be holding the wwf championship belt one day my friends!Oh indeed it will.

Theres an explanation.I was very drunk on whisky and i had no idea what was going on.So he kissed me.DON'T ASK!!!

Aaaahhh! I knew these American beans and pizza don't mix.Let's hope theres a loo near by.As you can see i might just follow through any minute.UH OH!!!

Ha!Which arse shall i kick?The one on the rear of his body,or the one on his head?

This belt suits me,but the wwf championship belt suits even better!

You know what i was thinking there? I was thinking that someone needed to give him a good bollock-in about Americans are just gay and the English just rule the world!!!

Don't i look hard!Well,all we English do. (Except the bent ones)!

Now to all the people that don't like me.You must of been dying to see a picture of me losing for once.Well congragulations here is 1 picture of me getting hurt.I bet its made your worth while!